Today we'll look at the human condition. Being an elephant, I can be subjective.
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
It takes a lot of energy to simulate normalcy.
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me.
Today's favorite: Scars are like tattoos with better stories.
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