New friends

Today Pat said, "Jump in the bag, Sally.  I'm going to have my hair cut, and there might be a photo op."    She carries me around in a tapestry tote bag with a pattern of (you guessed it) cats.  When we walked in the door at the salon,  she said,  "Don't worry.  I'm not moving in, and I'm not selling anything." One of the women asked,  "What do you have there?   Is it your puppy?"    "No,  it's an elephant."    The woman actually then asked, "Is it a baby elephant?"     Even in Murphy, there ain't no cure for stupid.      Anyway,  I got bored and found these lovely giraffes.  We got to talking and discovered none of us had ever been in a zoo or circus!